Good vs. Nice

How are all you doing? I'm doing lovely. In a better mood today for whatever reason. No I didn't get any ass last night. Though a flight to....does sound good....uhhh, nevermind. Anyway, it's almost 2009 and women are still asking "Where are all the good men at?" So basically what I'm gonna do is put my spin on this question. Why do women fall for the 'nice guy', instead of the good man?

To really understand this question, you have to understand my views about the 'nice guy' versus the good man. These are only my views, however comma, they make perfectly good sense to me and a few other people once I've explained thoroughly.

The problem with women is you keep falling for the 'nice guy.' Think about it ladies....he's polite, punctual, chivalrous, generous and all those other good qualities a man should have. You really want to know what his problem is? He always seem to show up at the perfect time. He's your knight in shining armor. He gallops into your life on his trusty white steed and whisks you off to his castle to live happily ever after. This muthafucka does everything right. I know yawl probably like, "where the hell are you going with this?" The difference between the 'nice guy' and the good man, is that the 'nice guy' is only like that til he gets the booty. Then he turns from knight to pirate. The good man will do all this shit....but once you've brought that relationship to another level, the good man ain't going nowhere. I think House said it before, "Grown men handle their shit!" The 'nice guy' does all this shit just to break your heart in the end. A "nice guy" does shit and expects you to do something in return. 'Nice guys' are wolves in sheep's clothing. Yawl know what I'm talking about too! I call it the "Knight In Shining Armor Syndrome" because of the way this fucker comes swooping into your life. These 'nice guys' are fucking it up for the good men out there. Now good men can do all that shit too, but see the difference in how long the good man sticks with you as opposed to the 'nice guy.'

Now this is where I explain what a real 'nice guy' is. 'Nice guys'.....are indeed homosexual men. Before anyone gets their panties in a bunch, hear me out. This is no offense to gay men. It's been said men will be be men. Always thinking about sex, can never settle down, lie all the time, you know....the typical. Well the same can be said about gay men as well, except there's one difference between them and heterosexual men. They don't want anything sexual from a woman. Gay men can listen to your problem and offer solutions to your problems to help you get back on track. They can genuinely be nice to you. Now those men that claim the 'nice' moniker, are sheep in wolf clothing. They beat around the bush, and act as if they care just like a homosexual man would, when in fact they really want what those 'dogs' want....sex. It's evident some women know what I'm talking about because some of yawl wouldn't have so many gay male friends. Yawl can talk about the same shit. Gettin dick. How much men suck or don't suck. They really listen to your problems. Not to mention, some of the gay dudes I know are fucking hiliarious. Getting back to the point, I notice things. Women are a lot more comfortable and open with their gay male friends. They feel safe because when they go out, and believe it or not....they can call a 'dog' when they see one. I've seen the shit first hand.

So now whe have the good man. More often than not, it's that quiet brother looking out the window of a bus. He's the guy you cut your eyes at on the elevator when he says, "Good Morning." He's the brother that you clown every chance you get because he's not on 24's, 26's or 30's. He's not driving a Benz, he's driving an Escort. Good men are all over the place ladies. We still do all the chivalry shit, we respect you enough to tell you our intentions from the door. Yeah we may fuck up. We are human, just like you. We bleed, we cry, and we love. We also see that with some of your 'preferences', we don't stand a chance. Yeah we may have standards ourselves, but when that emotion hits....standards go out the window. I thought some of you females were nuts for saying I was one of the good men out here. That's my word. Slowly, I've been realizing all of what you're saying. I've been done wrong. I consider myself a damn good man. I tell you shit straight up. If you don't like it, go to someone who will give a fuck. I say shit that most people wouldn't. Stop falling for these loser ass dudes. Give that starving artist a chance.

It wouldn't be me if I didn't leave a song for you to listen to....